There's a Deer Head in My Back Yard and I Don't Know What To Do

If anyone could shed some light on proper deer head disposal, that would be grrreeeeaaaat
Sat, May 1, 2021 / 5 minute read

Last month I was looking out of our bedroom window and noticed a uniquely shaped stick in our back yard. The stick was covered with leaves and it looked like it was protruding out from a larger log. There was an odd curve to the stick that didn’t …

The Nurse Who Lasered Me

I don’t want to part with all of it, but I’m having some of my hair lasered off
Sun, Apr 18, 2021 / 8 minute read

He Won't Stop MEOWING

Help us
Sat, Apr 3, 2021 / 2 minute read

Emerging From a Cocoon (With a Mustache)

Here we go
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 / 3 minute read

Things I'm Looking Forward To: Elder Care Edition

Warning- This post may contain wildly unrealistic expectations
Thu, Mar 18, 2021 / 5 minute read

Let There Be Light

NSFW
Thu, Mar 11, 2021 / 2 minute read

Becoming a Woman at Lowe's

I’m all grown-up?
Sat, Mar 6, 2021 / 3 minute read

I Am Marrying the Water Delivery Guy

This is overdue
Thu, Feb 25, 2021 / 2 minute read

A Thank You to Justin, Who Fixed the Blog

New and improved
Sun, Feb 21, 2021 / 3 minute read

Things I'd Rather Do Than Shovel the Driveway Again

(Anything)
Sat, Feb 20, 2021 / 3 minute read

A Little Rant About a Super Bowl Commercial

To the person jumping over the couch with a bowl of popcorn/the person who told them to do such a thing
Thu, Feb 11, 2021 / 2 minute read

Snow Doubt About It

…It snowed
Sun, Feb 7, 2021 / 6 minute read

A Little Rant About an Annoying Phone Call I Received

To the rude person who recently called my place of employment
Mon, Feb 1, 2021 / 3 minute read

A Thank You to Kenny, Who Fixed My Car

On the road again
Sat, Jan 30, 2021 / 2 minute read

Oh My GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)

A post that was going to be short, but ended up being very long, about my anxiety
Wed, Jan 27, 2021 / 12 minute read

A Little Rant About People Who Can't Stop Talking About High School

To the person who can’t stop bragging about high school
Tue, Jan 26, 2021 / 2 minute read

I Don't Do Well With Children

I’m not very good with kids
Mon, Jan 25, 2021 / 5 minute read

A Haiku For Xanthan Gum

Zantham? Xzanthan? Xanthan.
Sun, Jan 24, 2021 / 1 minute read

Dude Where's My Water Delivery Guy

Not important
Fri, Jan 22, 2021 / 2 minute read

Things I'd Rather Do Than Go to Work on Monday

(Basically anything)
Sat, Jan 16, 2021 / 3 minute read

A Little Rant About Kidney Stones

To the person who told me about their colleague’s kidney stones
Tue, Jan 12, 2021 / 1 minute read

10 Reasons Why You Don't Want to Sleep With Me

Trust me on this one
Sun, Jan 10, 2021 / 4 minute read

There's a New Water Delivery Guy in Town

Plot twist
Sat, Jan 9, 2021 / 3 minute read

A Little Rant About Being Too Much

To anyone who has ever been made to feel (or has just been straight up told) that they are “too much”
Sat, Jan 2, 2021 / 1 minute read

I Am Terrified of My Cat Dying

I can’t be the only one
Wed, Dec 30, 2020 / 5 minute read

Random Thoughts on Underage Drinking and Pizza of Today

Underage drinking and 21st century pizza
Sat, Dec 19, 2020 / 3 minute read

The Whole Gray Hair Thing

Well this is happening
Thu, Dec 10, 2020 / 3 minute read

My Nemesis Is The Water Delivery Guy

I am in a cold war with the water delivery guy
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 / 6 minute read

I Like Birds Now

I have birder aspirations
Wed, Dec 2, 2020 / 3 minute read

I Refuse To Watch Another Morning Routine Video

In my humble opinion, the morning routine videos are getting a little ridiculous
Mon, Nov 30, 2020 / 3 minute read

A Little Rant About the Hardware Store

To the guy working at the hardware store
Thu, Nov 12, 2020 / 1 minute read

Name, Age, Status

This is what I am going to write on the next form that asks for my first and last name, age, and marital status
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 / 7 minute read